Bret and Randdy's Bhuna Review


First Impressions

Name (1-5)                       

Website (1-5)                   

Ambience (1-5)                       

(Décor/Other Punters/Exterior appearance)

Music (1-5)                           

Menu (1-5)                        

(Clarity/Layout/Content/Easy clean)

Beer (1-5)                            


The Food

Popadom/Dip (1-5)                    

Starter (1-20)                      

Main(1-20)                            

Sidedish (1-5)                       

Dessert (1-5)                         

(Choices 6 average, 8 good 10+ excellent)


A Bit on The Side

Service (1-10)                       

(Speed Quality Courtesy)

Toilets (1-5)                         

Towels Mints Stuff (1-5)               

VFM (±1)                           

 

 

Bonus Points

Bangla Beer                            

Free Stuff                                             

Internal Neon \ Moving water picture  

Fight                                  

Pictures of Famous Happy Customers        

 

You might See…

Barak Obama/Glenn Hoddle /Rugby 3rd XV /Vicki Pollard

Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100)  


Total =


How did it leave me?

Unknown Superlative                           

Great curry                            

A Fine and tasty meal                            

Next day squits                            

Not enough bog roll in the fridge         

Little or No control of My bodily Functions   

That night wishing you were dead         


Summary

Good for…

>80 Night out with the Swedish Au Pair  

65-80 Friends                         

60-65 A detour                        

55-60 Dinner with the missus           

50-55 Place on the way home from the pub

40-50 Recommending to your worse enemy  

< 40 A Fight