| Garden of Gulab | |||
| RD | BM | ||
| Name (1-5) | 4 | 4 | |
| Website (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
| Ambience (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
| Music (1-5) | 4 | 3 | |
| Menu (1-5) | 4 | 4 | |
| Beer (1-5) | 5 | 4 | |
| The Food | |||
| Popadom/Dip (1-5) | 4 | 5 | |
| Starter (1-20) | 15 | 18 | |
| Main (1-20) | 15 | 18 | |
| Sidedish (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
| Dessert (1-5) | 4 | 4 | |
| A Bit on The Side | |||
| Service (1-10) | 8 | 7 | |
| Toilets (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
| Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) | 4 | 4 | |
| VFM (±1) | 0 | 0 | |
| Bonus Points | |||
| Bangla Beer | 1 | 1 | |
| Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture | 0 | 0 | |
| Free Stuff | 1 | 1 | |
| Fight | 0 | 0 | |
| Pictures of Famous Happy Customers | 0 | 0 | |
| You might see… | |||
| Barak Obama | 0 | 0 | |
| Glenn Hoddle | 0 | 0 | |
| Rugby 3rd XV | 0 | 0 | |
| Vicki Pollard | 0 | 0 | |
| Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) | |||
| Total | 81 | 85 | |
| How did it leave me? | |||
| Great curry | yes | yes | |
| Next day squits | |||
| Not enough bog roll in the fridge | |||
| That night wishing you were dead | |||
| Summary | |||
| Good for… | |||
| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair | ||
| 65-80 | Friends | ||
| 60-65 | A detour | ||
| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus | ||
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub | ||
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy | ||
| <40 | A Fight | ||