| Name | |||
| RR | RD | BM | |
Name (1-5) | |||
Website (1-5) | |||
Ambience (1-5) | |||
Music (1-5) | |||
Menu (1-5) | |||
Beer (1-5) | |||
The Food | |||
Popadom/Dip (1-5) | |||
Starter (1-20) | |||
Main (1-20) | |||
Sidedish (1-5) | |||
Dessert (1-5) | |||
A Bit on The Side | |||
Service (1-10) | |||
Toilets (1-5) | |||
Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) | |||
VFM (±1) | |||
Bonus Points | |||
Bangla Beer | |||
Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture | |||
Free Stuff | |||
Fight | |||
Pictures of Famous Happy Customers | |||
You might see… | |||
Barak Obama | |||
Glenn Hoddle | |||
Rugby 3rd XV | |||
Vicki Pollard | |||
Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) | |||
Total | |||
How did it leave me? | |||
Unknown Superlative | |||
Great Curry | |||
A Fine and Tasty Meal | |||
Next day squits | |||
Not enough bog roll in the fridge | |||
Little or no control of my bodily functions | |||
That night wishing you were dead | |||
Summary | |||
| Good for… | |||
| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair | ||
| 65-80 | Friends | ||
| 60-65 | A detour | ||
| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus | ||
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub | ||
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy | ||
| <40 | A Fight | ||