| Sultan Balti Palace | |||
| RR | RD | BM | |
| Name (1-5) | 
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| Website (1-5) | 3 | 3 | 3 | 
| Ambience (1-5) | 3 | 3 | 2 | 
| Music (1-5) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 
| Menu (1-5) | 4 | 3 | 4 | 
| Beer (1-5) | 3 | 3 | 2 | 
| The Food | |||
| Popadom/Dip (1-5) | 4 | 3 | 4 | 
| Starter (1-20) | 18 | 17 | 18 | 
| Main (1-20) | 17 | 14 | 17 | 
| Sidedish (1-5) | 3 | 3 | 4 | 
| Dessert (1-5) | 4 | 3 | 3 | 
| A Bit on The Side | |||
| Service (1-10) | 8 | 6 | 6 | 
| Toilets (1-5) | 3 | 3 | 3 | 
| Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) | 2 | 3 | 2 | 
| VFM (±1) | +1 | +1 | +1 | 
| Bonus Points | |||
| Bangla Beer | |||
| Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture | |||
| Free Stuff | |||
| Fight | |||
| Pictures of Famous Happy Customers | 
 | 1 | 1 | 
| You might see… | |||
| Barak Obama | |||
| Glenn Hoddle | |||
| Rugby 3rd XV | |||
| Vicki Pollard | |||
| Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) | |||
| Total | 80 | 70 | 75 | 
| How did it leave me? | |||
| Unknown Superlative | |||
| Great Curry | x | x | |
| A Fine and Tasty Meal | x | ||
| Next day squits | |||
| Not enough bog roll in the fridge | |||
| Little or no control of my bodily functions | |||
| That night wishing you were dead | |||
| Summary | |||
| Good for… | |||
| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair | ||
| 65-80 | Friends | ||
| 60-65 | A detour | ||
| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus | ||
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub | ||
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy | ||
| <40 | A Fight | ||